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[[ Name ]] - Ian
[[ Nicknames, including from family ]] - Motley crue, Ice (inside joke and nickname origins in the 8th grade)
[[ Birthday ]] - July 25, 1986
[[ Age ]] - 17
[[ Astrological sign? ]] - Leo
[[ Chinese zodiac sign? ]] - Tiger
[[ Location ]] - Roanoke, Virginia
[[ Sexual Preference ]] - big, throbbing, hard... ummm gay.
[[ Current Hair color ]] - brownish...
[[ Eye color... W/ & W/O contacts ]] - brown
[[ Parents still together? ]] - yup
[[ Siblings? ]] - 1
[[ Pets? ]] - yes
[[ In school/graduated? ]] - Yes, HVHS, graduating on June 11, 2004 9:00 AM
[[ Rent, lease, or own your home? ]] - Living in my rents home
[[ What do you do for work? ]] - nothing right now.
[[ How much do you make? ]] - nothing
[[ What do you drive? ]] - whatever my rents let me
[[ Black and White/Color ]] - black
[[ Black/White ]] - Black
[[ Red/Blue ]] - red
[[ Dogs/Cats ]] - dogs
[[ Roses/Daisies ]] - roses
[[ Beer/Liquor ]] - Liqour
[[ Underwear/Thongs ]] - none of your damn business
[[ Hair: Short/Long ]] - short
[[ Boots/Shoes ]] - Boots
[[ Food: Mexican/Italian ]] - Both
[[ Dark/Light ]] - Dark
[[ Day/Night ]] - Night
[[ City/Country ]] - New York, London, DC, USA, Australia, England
[[ Sheets: Solid/Animal Prints ]] - solid
[[ Sub(missive)/Dom(inant) ]] - A little bit of everything ;-)
Favorites
[[ Color ]] - blood red or crimson red
[[ Animal ]] - Tiger or horse
[[ Vehicle ]] - Chrysler 300m
[[ Flower ]] - rose
[[ Beer ]] - the one with the least calories :)
[[ Liquor ]] - Gin, Vodka, Scotch, makes no difference
[[ Soda ]] - Mountain dew (original and the orange stuff), V Coke, Coke, Sundrop
[[ Food ]] - Chinese, Italian, Japanese, Thai, Hindi, Arabian
[[ Book ]] - Berenice
[[ Author ]] - Edgar Allen Poe
[[ Band ]] - No Doubt, Chevelle, Marilyn Manson, Madonna, Korn, the Offspring and many many others
[[ CD ]] - too many to name
[[ Song ]] Simple kind of life - No Doubt
[[ Movie ]] - Eurotrip,
[[ Director ]] - none
[[ Extracurricular Activity ]] - depends
[[ Color your hair? ]] - brown
[[ Have tattoos? ]] - nope
[[ Piercings? ]] - maybe one day, but not right now
Have you...
[[ Stolen anything? ]] - No
[[ Smoked? ]] - No, i don't like the taste of ashtray
[[ Pot? ]] - nope
[[ Crack? ]] - is whack XD
[[ Drink? ]] - nope
[[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? ]] - not yet
[[ Been so drunk you didn't care that you couldn't remember your name? ]] - not yet
[[ Posed for nude pics? ]] - um...no, i'm not weird like that
[[ Considered a life of crime? ]] - only if i get to have a kickass female accomplice
[[ Considered being a hooker? ]] - no
[[ Maybe a pimp? ]] - nope
[[ Been married? ]] - nope
[[ Been divorced? ]] - nope
[[ Are you psycho? ]] - probably not
[[ Split personalities? ]] - that depends on who you ask...
[[ Schizophrenic? ]] - nope
[[ Obsessive? ]] - mos def
[[ Compulsive? ]] - can't say i am...
[[ Obsessive Compulsive? ]] - have been know to show signs...
[[ Panic? ]] - occasionally
[[ Anxiety? ]] - sometimes
[[ Depressed? ]] - *runs to the medicine cabinet* the bottle say wellbutrin
[[ Suicidal? ]] - nope... too scared of death
[[ Homicidal? ]] - nope
[[ Genocidal? ]] - no, well, not unless insect genocide counts...
[[ Necropheliac?]] - you sick creep, of course not!
[[ Pedophile?]] - No, but i know a few...
[[ Obsessed with hate? ]] - I try not to be...
[[ Mutilate animals? ]] - no, well, i did mutilate a fetal pig in biology once...
[[ Idolize infamous criminals? ]] - nope, not really

HAVE YOU EVER...
[[ Kissed someone? ]] maybe... i'm still not quite sure if it counted or not...
[[ Been in love? ]] I'm not sure
[[ Been so drunk you blacked out? ]] nope
[[ Cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend? ]] well, i kinda need a bf before i can do that...lol
[[ Kept a secret from everyone? ]] Quite a few actually
[[ Set a body part on fire? ]] Well, i accidentally set my shirt on fire a few weeks back
[[ Had an imaginary friend? ]] yep...more than one actually
[[ Called or seen a psychic ]] No
[[ Ever cried at a chick flick ]] yes...*embarrassed*
[[ Had a crush on a teacher? ]] 2 teachers....sigh... ;-)
[[ Found a cartoon character attractive ]] yep, 'specially them superheros...
[[ Ever at anytime owned a New Kids on the block tape? ]] i'd rather die...
[[ Watched Punky Brewster? ]] What's that?
[[ Prank called someone? ]] i don't know...
[[ Eaten a whole box of cookies and thought you were fat after? ]] yup...
[[ Been on stage? ]] do school plays count?
[[ Gotten in a car accident? ]] yup...

DO YOU...
[[ Wear eye shadow? ]] No
[[ Have a dog? ]] yes
[[ Want a tattoo, and where? ]] i don't know
[[ Have any regrets? ]] yea, a few
[[ Crush? ]] Yes
[[ Do you have a best friend? ]] a few
[[ Who do you go to for advice? ]] i don't know... probably kathryn, karli, or montu
[[ Who knows all your secrets? ]] No one, i never tell one person everything
[[ Who do you cry with? ]] Myself

DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
[[ God/Devil? ]] a devil.. and a god, but not god...
[[ Yourself? ]] that's a good question
[[ Your friends? ]] yes, probably too much...
[[ Aliens? ]] yes, there's gotta be something better out there
[[ Love? ]] i'm addicted to the shit
[[ The Closet Monster? ]] heck no





ANGER

1. Who did you last get angry with?: that's a good question...
2. What is your weapon of choice?: tessen, otherwise, a semi-automatic bushmaster...
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Only if she were BA
4. How about of the same sex?: that depends on the circumstances
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Probably Xander
6. What is your pet peeve?: Right wing terrorists and religious fanatics
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I don't hold grudges, except for those stemming from childhood trauma

SL0TH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: mmmm....not sure...
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 7:30 PM, i was sick...
3. Name a person you've been meaning to call, but haven't: no one
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: i don't make lame excuses, unlike xander...ahem...*cough cough*
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: especially the ones with hot guys working out on exercise equipment
6. When was the last time you got a good workout?: When i went to the rac wednesday
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: i don't use my alarm clock

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: I don't know
2. Meat eaters: If animals weren't made of meat, we wouldn't eat them!
3. What/when is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: none
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: none
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: yup
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: sweet or spicy
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH?": No

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: 0
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: maybe 1...
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at a member of the opposite sex?: not for sexual reasons...
5. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: nope
6. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: nope
7. Is love at first sight really lust?: For most people, yes.

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?: 0
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: Best Buy and Petsmart!
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Um, buy a big house and nice car for me and my boi, and invest the rest
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: famous...rich comes with it...haha 2 for 1!
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Yes
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: yup
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: not many

PRIDE

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: not sure
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: I'm not sure
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: To make a difference and become super famous... and super sexy...lol
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: yes...
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: nope
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: who has'nt?
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: I actually did good in precalc!

ENVY

1. What item (or characteristic) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: Close friends...
2. Who would you want to go on "trading spaces" with?: i don't know
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: STOP ASKING TOUGH QUESTIONS!
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: no, kinda hafta have a bf before you can do that...
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: yes
6. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: lust

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